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T A U R U S + T H E S I G N S P L A Y L I S T
Taurus x Aries: Sappy // Nirvana
Taurus x Taurus: Terrance Loves You // Lana Del Rey
Taurus x Gemini: Knee Socks // Arctic Monkeys
Taurus x Cancer: Wet Sand // Red Hot Chili Peppers
Taurus x Leo: West Coast // Lana Del Rey
Taurus x Virgo: Work Song // Hozier
Taurus x Libra: Young & Beautiful // Lana Del Rey
Taurus x Scorpio: Cola // Lana Del Rey
Taurus x Sagittarius: Stolen Dance // Milky Chance
Taurus x Capricorn: National Anthem // Lana Del Rey
Taurus x Aquarius: Buy the Stars // Marina and the Diamonds
Taurus x Pisces: In A Week // Hozier
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Dating guide for Taurus
- Taurus x Aries: If you can make it through the first month or so, you're in for an epic, exciting relationship.
- Taurus x Taurus: The first few weeks will be pleasant, but as soon as you reach a major disagreement, beware.
- Taurus x Gemini: A fun and adventurous short term relationship, but not much else.
- Taurus x Cancer: Absolutely adorable. You'll balance each other out and bring out the best in each other.
- Taurus x Leo: This would be sexy as f*ck. You'll probably just end up fighting, but until then people will adore this HAWT couple
- Taurus x Virgo: You'll learn a lot from each other, even if the relationship doesn't last long.
- Taurus x Libra: You'll give the Libra the balance they need, and they'll give you an emotional journey just like in the movies!
- Taurus x Scorpio: Very intense. If the relationship can actually get started, this matchup is great. Getting to that point is the hard part.
- Taurus x Sagittarius: Agree to disagree and you're in for a treat. I ship them way more as friends, though.
- Taurus x Capricorn: Depends on the Capricorn, but no matter what you'll learn from them and while it may not seem it, you're really helping them in life, too.
- Taurus x Aquarius: A very turbulent relationship. Hold on for your life, but in the end it will be worth it no matter how the relationship ends up.
- Taurus x Pisces: Adorable, but definitely short term. You'll have fun but eventually realize that neither of you has much to offer to the other that they don't have, so the relationship could just fade away into a cluster of good memories.
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- Moral of the story: Find yourself a Cancer of a Libra if you want the most stable relationship, but there's something that you can learn from all of the signs. Get out of your bubble and explore, because that's how you learn. Have fun with dating, too! You've got this, Taurus!
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PLACEMENTS THAT AFFECT PEOPLE: EDITION A
Placements that might make someone aggressive:
Aries/Leo/Sagittarius Sun
Aries, Leo, Capricorn Moon
Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius Mars
Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius Rising
Moon conjunct/sextile Mars
Mercury trine Mars
Mars opposite Pluto
Mars conjunct ascendant
Mars in the 1st, 8th, or 10th house
Placements that might make someone aloof:
Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius Sun
Gemini, Cancer Moon
Virgo, Libra Rising
Sun conjunct/trine Uranus
Saturn in the 1st, 7th, 10th, or 11th house
Saturn conjunct Ascendant
Placements that might make someone artistic:
Taurus, Cancer, Libra Sun
Leo, Pisces Moon
Cancer, Pisces Rising
Moon conjunct/trine/sextile Venus
Venus conjunct Sun
Venus sextile Uranus
Venus trine Neptune
Venus in the 1st, 5th, or 10th house
Neptune in the 1st, 5th, 10th, or 12th house
Placements that might make someone attractive, physically:
Taurus, Libra Sun
Taurus, Leo, Libra Rising
Sun conjunct/trine Venus
Venus conjunct Ascendant
Venus in the 1st, 7th, or 10th house
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The signs as crushes (girls version) and how to approach them
Aries girl-The one who is loud and who knows how to have a good time. Will try to get your attention and most willmake the first move.
Taurus girl- kind of unnapproachable. But in reality very sweet so don’t be afraid to talk to them. Can become very talkative and is very pleased when the guy is someone really considerate.
Gemini girl- always chatting. May be intimitading first but for sure they won’t play mind games. So go for it.
Cancer girl- can be hard to read and difficult to really access to her. But easy to talk to and is a laughing person. So bring your sense of humor, just listen to them . Show that you really want to know them.
Leo girl- easy to talk to. Proud and sociable. Be a man , be brave but don’t be cocky. You have to make time for them.
Virgo girl-be a prince. Show that you love them by even little attentions. They adore that. Try to have a small talk with them and turn that into interesting conversation. Give them little gifts.
Libra girl-Charm her. Be nice,have a good sense of humor.be kind and listen to them,share your opinions with them. Be well-dressed or just care about your appareance. Be clean.
Scorpio girl-be mysterious. Be quiet and suddenly go loud. That will intrigue her.
Show them your ambition and how you can stand for yourself. Be kind brave , u have to possess a fierce spirit for these girls.Sagittarius girl-Be flirty and real funny. That will work for them. Be independant but show her at the same time that you adore being with her and that you won’t mind pass the time with her anytime.
Capricorn girl-be classy,independant and have a nice sense of humor. Show them that you’re not a silly boy but a man who knows how to have a great time and who is real ambitious. Admire her.
Aquarius girl-be UNIQUE. Say out loud what you think. Don’t hesitate.
Try new weird things with her or talk about human rights,and just the world in general.Pisces girl-be a nice bad boy. They love the type of man who has an exterior thoughtness but deep down hes so sweet.
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Taurus Zodiac Compatibility
Taurus to Aries
They are equal in status and complimentary. You’ll understand each other exceedingly well. The spiritual bond is very strong.
Taurus to Taurus
Mutual admiration - you love adore each other. You’re very encouraging and supportive of one another. You share a great love of enjoyment of nature, gardening, food, and the other simple pleasures in life.
Taurus to Gemini
Gemini, talks and Taurus listens. This relationship can be very conflicted; very good in business, but very difficult emotionally, particularly if one tries to dominate the other. There’s a dynamic aggressive exchange of ideas, planning, decision-making and a fascinating and curious attraction.
Taurus to Cancer
They have lots in common – a winning formula. You’re drawn to one another because you instinctively understand each other’s feelings. There’s a strong mutual independence that’s likely to develop very quickly in this relationship.
Taurus to Leo
You’ll have fun and spoil each other. Longevity, stability and loyalty are characteristics of this relationship. This pairing makes for a difficult relationship, but one that could work if you really felt for one another.
Taurus to Virgo
You can almost read each other’s minds. You’re very much in harmony and very helpful to one another. This relationship can work if you’re honest with one another. Have a specific someone in mind? Get your fully personalized Romantic Compatibility Report now!
Taurus to Libra
Art and culture bring them together. You may find that your views about many things are quite different, leading to arguments over trivial matters. There is an almost aggressive quality to the sexual side of the relationship.
Taurus to Scorpio
Admiration for each others strengths and qualities. You challenge each other to excel and you become an unbeatable team. There could be problems communicating and understanding one another’s point of view.
Taurus to Sagittarius
Sag Optimism and Taurus sensuality lock together. Compromise, moderation and patience are very important. There will be unusual events, unexpected intrusions and surprises.
Taurus to Capricorn
Common values and goals – this is a strong bond. This relationship has a powerful impact and it has stamina with definite long-term potential. The two of you have a good sense of inner harmony.
Taurus to Aquarius
They have a lot to learn form each other. These two are as different as chalk and cheese. Your spontaneous impulses and emotional requirements are frequently at odds with one another.
Taurus to Pisces
These two can romantically hum together. There is a lot of passion and fireworks in this relationship. Fighting will often create more desire and causing amorous feelings to flow.
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(via astrolocherry)
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Me, an intellectual
Aries: Bitch get ready to catch these hands // Me, an intellectual: You, the reprehensible individual who is in need of penance, prepare yourself for physical conflict!
Taurus: Boi I’m hungry as fuq // Me, an intellectual: Companion who I am currently associating myself with: my flesh vestige requires nutrients which can only be obtained from edible substances
Gemini: I’m boutta talk hella shit // Me, an intellectual: I am about to perform a long and rather frivolous oration where I badmouth unsuspecting individuals whilst labeling them with insulting, derogatory terms
Cancer: I honestly just need someone to hold me while I sleep // Me, an intellectual: My most paramount of desires is a human who provides me with a surge of oxytocin as he or she embraces me as I willingly fall into unconsciousness
Leo: Hmu if you’re down to hang tonight // Me, an intellectual: Please, feel welcome to send me a message via electronically or verbally if you so desire to socialize and experience verbal stimuli by being in my company when the moon is high.
Virgo: P sure i just slayed that test // Me, an intellectual: The content in that exam was rudimentary, and I am confident that I was able to deliver an A-level grade from that assessment with ease
Libra: Damn, she thicc // Me, an intellectual: My goodness, words cannot express the copious amounts of infatuation I feel for this individual with larger-than-usual hips and exquisite body proportionality!
Scorpio: Call me daddy, baby girl // Me, an intellectual: I implore you, whom I feel a rather dark, specific fetish for, to call me your father, so I may freely exert my sexual dominance over you, void of restraint
Sagittarius: This shit boutta be hella littttt // Me, an intellectual: This event filled with novel stimuli is about to become exceptionally entertaining, and my brain shall flood with endorphins as a result of it!
Capricorn: Fuck off // Me, an intellectual: Please, exclude yourself from my periphery so I may not be fettered by the presence of your perturbing existence
Aquarius: Me, an intellectual // Me, an intellectual: It is I, a person who finds satisfaction and entertainment from information that requires higher levels of mental processing
Pisces: He was low-key daddy asf // Me, an intellectual: This visually-symmetrical male exhibited abstract characteristics which made him sexually appealing in a not-so-evident manner
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Taurus November 2016 Prediction
You cleaned up things around you. Room is a bit more organized, clothes were thrown away, answers were found.
You faced a disheartening circumstance this past October. The stress, torment, and built up frustrations were finally let go. You received your answer. In this moment, the saying “When one door closes, another one opens” suits your life well.
The theme for this month is insightfulness.
You need to dig in deep and filter out your own insecurities. Be truthful with yourself. The negative emotions keep reappearing because they are continually being pushed down with the mistaken thought that they will go away. Face it head on Taurus. You are a sign that has been gifted with insightfulness and the freedom to face fear. This is what this month will ask of you. Be truthful as to why you feel a certain way. And as the quote goes “An educated mind is able to entertain a thought yet not accept it”. Notice your thoughts, good and bad, and be reluctant to accept them as true. This is homework.
It is work in itself to think objectively yet your quality of life will increase.
Overall, big changes should be planned, thought of, then executed. It is time to make moves before the year finishes.
Stay grounded my dear Bulls. Enjoy your Thanksgiving yet don’t push your limits.
December will offer an opportunity to change life style habits to healthier ones. Keeps this in mind.
Love and light my friends.
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November 9, 2016
- Cancer
› Tea set
› Yellow - Scorpio
› Yogurt
› Blue - Pisces
› Pizza
› Brown - Capricorn
› Lawyer
› Purple - Taurus
› Mechanical pencil
› Red - Virgo
› Picture book
› Beige - Libra
› Love song
› Green - Gemini
› Stew
› Silver - Aquarius
› Hip bath
› Orange - Aries
› Dried flowers
› Pink - Sagittarius
› Fountain pen
› Grey - Leo
› Aojiru
› Light blue
- Cancer